Hi, I’m Sue.

The best employee
you’ll ever hire. And the first of my kind.

Every great restaurant needs a Sue — the one who never misses a call, picks up before the second ring, upsells every order and charms every customer. The team member everyone leans on.

No setup costs No integration headaches No training
Try me right now
Call me for an interview
+1 725 226 8331
Ready 24/7. Ask anything, place an order, be a tough caller. You’ll know in two minutes.
01
Three jobs · one Sue

I run your phones, your day-to-day,and your online reputation.

“The three things that decide whether a restaurant grows or leaks. I handle all three.

01 — Phones & Orders

Every call captured. Every order written.

“I answer on the first ring, take pickup and delivery, upsell every order without being pushy, and take payment over the phone.”

“On Square, I write each order straight into your POS — at SKU level, with payment confirmed before the kitchen ticket fires. On any other POS, every order prints in your kitchen and lands on your dashboard the moment I hang up.”

  • No missed calls — even at peak rush
  • Payment over the phone, no register queue
  • Works with every POS — full SKU-level integration on Square
  • Fluent in 40+ languages
02 — Day-to-day Operations

The kitchen changes. The phone catches up in sixty seconds.

“Manager calls, gives me the update — "86 the chicken parm, push the eggplant, pickup is 35 minutes not 25." By the next caller, the new menu and new wait are already live. Nobody hears "sorry, we just ran out."”

  • Mid-shift updates by call or text
  • Specials, 86s, prep times, all live in seconds
  • Every change logged with timestamps
  • Zero retraining for staff turnover
03 — Online Reputation

I read every review. Draft every reply. Spot what staff can't.

“I monitor Google, Yelp, and TripAdvisor in real time. I draft responses awaiting your approval, flag the bad ones the second they post, and spot patterns across calls and reviews that a human reading one review at a time will miss.”

  • Every review read on post
  • Negatives flagged instantly to the manager
  • Draft responses queued for approval
  • 4.4 → 4.8 rating lift at a current operator
02
Pricing

The cheapest hire you'll ever make. And the easiest.

Per location, per month. No contracts. Free 14-day trial.

Setup
$0
No costs · no contract
No integration headaches. No training. Forward your phone, upload your menu — that's the whole list.
After that
$149
Per location · per month
“Less than a shift of phone labor — and I work every shift. 300 calls free every month, and most independents never touch the ceiling.”
03
Where the money leaks

Your phone loses moneyin six quiet ways.

None of it shows up on a report. It just walks. I stop every one of these, from the first shift.

01
Calls that ring out
69%
of customers give up on a restaurant when a call goes unanswered

The rush hits, the phone rings, nobody’s free — and they order down the street.

I pick up on the first ring, every time.

02
Orders sent to voicemail
85%
of callers who hit voicemail never call back

And most missed calls are someone trying to place an order.

With me on shift, voicemail never picks up.

03
Two calls at once

One line, one pair of hands. The second caller hears busy and orders somewhere else.

I take ten calls at once in the Friday rush.

04
Orders taken down wrong

A loud kitchen and a rushed scribble make expensive mistakes: remakes, refunds, a customer who doesn’t come back.

I confirm every item and modifier, then send your kitchen the exact order.

05
Calls nobody catches cleanly

Bad connections, background noise, accents on both ends of the line. Misheard orders turn into refunds.

I’m fluent in 40+ languages, and I hear the dinner rush as clearly as a quiet Tuesday.

06
The upsell that never happens

A person upsells when they remember. In the rush, nobody remembers.

I suggest the drink, the side, the dessert on every order, without being pushy.

Run your own numbers

What do the leaks cost your restaurant?

$718
additional revenue per month with me on the phones — 4.8x what I cost
Missed and voicemailed orders recovered$455
Upsell on every order$227
Wrong-order remakes and refunds avoided$36
Based on industry averages: 20% of calls missed or sent to voicemail, 60% of missed calls carrying an order, 70% of those converting, a 10% average ticket lift from consistent upsell, and 2% of phone orders remade or refunded. Your numbers will vary.
04
Already on shift

I'm taking orders right nowat restaurants like yours.

These are working restaurants with my name on the schedule. The numbers below are theirs, not projections.

Toronto · Family-owned · 14 locations
California Sandwiches
Winston Churchill + Heartland
6 608
Phone orders per month · five months · per location

Two locations live. No marketing push, no incentives — just customers calling ahead to skip the line on the way to pick up a veal sandwich. The owner pays month after month because the math is obvious.

Teaneck, NJ · Family-owned · Takeout-first
Sushi Nabi
Cedar Lane
40+ yrs
of sushi craft in the kitchen · no missed calls out front

A family shop where every pair of hands is busy behind the counter. I answer every call, take the order and the card, and the ticket reaches the kitchen before the caller hangs up.

05
Better every shift

The longer I work,the better I get.

“Every call, order, and review teaches me something about your restaurant. What I learn at one location, every location gets.

Layer 01

I learn your regulars

“I remember who orders what. Carlos calls every Tuesday for a turkey on rye, extra pickles, no mustard — I have it queued before he finishes hello. Your regulars get treated like regulars on every call.

Layer 02

I spot the patterns nobody sees

“The regular who hasn’t called in three weeks. The 1-star review that traces back to one Saturday cook. The Tuesday catering surge that started in March. I see every call and every review, so I catch what nobody has time to look for.

Layer 03

What works at one store, every store picks up

The upsell phrasing that lifts tickets at one location, every Sue at every store starts using. The complaint response that wins a customer back. Every store benefits from every store’s lessons, and your data stays yours.

06
Deployment · zero friction

Four steps from signed to live.Each one as simple as it sounds.

No big purchase, no procurement. Orders flow into the screens your kitchen already uses. Onboarding doesn't need an IT project.

01
Upload your menu

“PDF, image, your existing POS menu link, or just paste it in. I ingest it in minutes — every item, every modifier, every price.”

02
Link your POS

“One-time login to your existing POS account. Square is fully integrated today, and I work with every POS. No middleware, no API key dance, no developer hours.”

03
Test me first

“Call me on your test number. Place real orders against your real menu. Tweak whatever you want. Nothing goes live until you flip the switch.”

04
Forward your phone

“One last step. Forward your business line to me. The 14-day free trial clock starts here. I'm answering inside the hour.”

A chain rolls out the same way one restaurant does — fast, in parallel, with the same integration pattern across every location.
07
The two-minute test

Call the line. Order a sandwich.You'll know in two minutes.

“The product is the demo. There's no deck to schedule, no NDA to sign, no IT review to clear. Just call me and order something.

Do customers know I'm AI?
“Yes — I identify as Sue, an AI employee, at the start of every call. Most customers don't mind. What they mind is hold music during dinner service.”
Do I need to change my POS?
“No. I work with every POS system, whatever you run. Square is fully integrated today: orders and payments write natively into the screens your kitchen already uses. No add-on devices, no retraining.”
Why not just hire a part-time phone person?
“Honest answer: I'm cheaper and I work more hours. A part-time phone hire in NYC runs $1,500–$2,500 a month for one shift. I'm $149 a month for every shift, take payment over the phone, and write straight to your POS. The math isn't close.”
How do I trust you with my real customers?
“Test mode. Upload your menu, link your POS, then call me on a test number with your team. Place orders against your real menu. Tweak whatever needs tweaking. Nothing goes live to your real customers until you forward your business line.”
What happens when I don't know something?
“I say so, take a message with full context, and text the manager on duty immediately. I don't guess my way through a call. If a customer wants to speak to a person, I hand off.”
How do I cancel?
“Send a single message. I'm off the same day. No exit interview, no invoice for the next cycle.”